Friday, March 4, 2016

Homicidal Pokemaniac!

A couple friends of mine were doing a challenge where on the first day they had to draw themselves as a Pokemon trainer. I took the opportunity to express my feelings about Pokemon, and did the first day's challenge myself. Here's what I came up with. No offense to any fanatics out there, it's just not my thing at all.

Monday, April 6, 2015

Dream World Illustration

It has been a million and a half years to the day since my last post (I am exaggerating, but only slightly). I was thinking about retiring this "blawg", as I have a new website over at, but instead I think I'll keep this one around so I can post some more personal/unprofessional things without turning anybody off of my portfolio site. So look forward to this site becoming more blue than Jake Sully's nuts. I still intend on posting artwork here but the professionalism is out the door. Piss shit shitty piss pot! Anyway so this isn't just a post about how I'm completely losing my marbles, I'm posting an illustration that I did for a game that the fellas at Mercury Active were pitching.


Friday, October 31, 2014

Lil B-man V The Were-Bastard

Many apologies for my lack of postage. I've been incredibly overbooked and I can't believe we're at the end of 2014 already. Since I haven't been putting anything up here I thought I'd at least do a Halloween doodle to stay sharp. This is an image of why Batman really became the Dark Knight Detective, not cause his parents were shot by a mugger, but because he had his Halloween candy pinched by an asshole werewolf. Let's just hope that werewolf can enjoy his candy in traction.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Kevin and Marie-Louise

A caricature of two of my softball pals, for Kevin's birthday present.

The Losing Battle

Portrait of Sir Leslie Earl Piewagon of Scrote Upon Picklingham.
(Created for a "Gravity" themed art thing.)

Friday, February 21, 2014

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Coming Soon!

     I'm finally starting to put the framework of Operation: Wicked Sweet World Conquest by Art, a.k.a Operation: Handsome Walrus, into place. Starting with my brand spankin' new website, and hopefully ending with me becoming a world famous illustrator and pre-production artist (hey a guy can dream right?). More as this story unfolds, but for now here's a little piece of artwork that I did while I'm putting the site together. I don't know if anybody will see it, because by the time the site is up and ready to go there won't likely be a need for it. 

    Additionally, I am a trained professional, so don't try running with chainsaws at home. Well, I'm not really a professional chainsaw-ist, more of an enthusiast. No, I don't really like chainsaws enough to say I'm an enthusiast. More of a...well...ummmm...a guy who once witnessed a chainsaw.....gas can.......briefly..........or something.